Advice: If you get divorced, don't live together

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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.

Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."
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backupgoalie · Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:19 am Post subject:

OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**dfwbat** · Gross Misconduct Joined: 11 Feb 2007 Posts: 1184

so do you think he tried to use the VODKA to put the fire out? Maybe he'll have some hot russian vixen of a nurse to rub some salve on the burns....but then again the resulting "effects" could only add more pain...
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